SuperBowl...what is the big deal?

Yes, I am a female and no, I do not understand football. The whole thought of a bunch of men clawing at each other over a grass field after a synthetic pig skin just blows my mind. Yes, it is entertaining to see grown men knock each other down in the same brutal fashion as action comics like the great Charlie Chaplin. Maybe that is why you have millions of people sit down and watch the Championship game during "Superbowl weekend." People have house parties with nacho cheese, salsa, and chips with beer and maybe an entree of burgers or pizza. You may have a side dish but watch out to you "Suzy home-makers" if you don't have snacks....the boys will go ape-shit on the beer. Because lets all face it, if we are going to sit down in your living room to watch a game.....there had better be beer. Better yet Suzy- YOU are going to need a stiff drink before the day is through, because let's face it- when your guests leave who is going to have to clean up? Your husband who is passed out in his chair with his pants almost around his ankles? Or is it going to be your daughter trying to sneak out during the third quarter to make out with "Johnny what's his name" up the street, who is in fact threes years older with a motorcycle and tattoo! Nope Suzy....your super- Super Bowl awaits you!

So to all you spouses, partners, and parents enjoy your Super Bowl moments, cause the world is just going to knock you in the gut the next day before you take the long ride back home Monday night.

To all you maids, cleaning services and housewives- I salute you in your endeavors to clean up after "Hurricane SuperBowl." Go TEAM GO!!!