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Ladies Man 03.19.11

Across the room in a small wooden chair, is a man in about his late 20's, early thirties. He is about 6 foot one with long blond hair greased back, slightly overweight with a double chin being attempted to be hidden behind some lamb chops. A long face and a long nose, he reminds me of a civil war soldier who got lost somewhere and is now in a t-shirt in brown which reads, "Ladies Man" with the cartoon Homer Simpson in his underwear standing next to the lettering. It is truly a site to see. Even better is the fact that he has bright red shoes on and is wearing a wedding ring! Ladies watch out because this Casanova is off the market.